they will never make me hate whimsy and joy and goofiness and cringe. i love sunshine and being embarrassing. i love being giddy and having fun. i love love and vulnerability AND positivity
if the heavens ever did squeak, she’s the last true mouse piece
they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!
Watching the news is just like “well that was awful” and it’s followed by something worse 3 consecutive times
Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I’m sorry. I’m sorry for having a tongue
he can infodump so deep inside me I’ll have trivia running down my leg
who ever is puting bear traps out side my cave Stop it be cause your not teaching me a lesson OK your just breaking my heart and making me not like U
i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
happy 1st of october now where’s the anne of green gables quote
anne you were so real ever since the 1900s
iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I’d give up forever to touch you? you’re the closest to heaven I’ll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don’t want the world to see me cause I don’t think they’d understand? when everything’s meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.
people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it’s okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that’s an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it’s used, right
Catherynne M. Valente, from her novel titled “The Melancholy of a Mechagirl,” originally published in 2023
and if one of my mutuals thinks some random character i’ve never heard of is gay well then they’re right
who needs enemies when you have your own brain



